Yukiko Hatheway

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Keep Vampires Away for a Good Night's Sleep!?

My last blog was about an image composite editor by a large tech company. This time I am going to write about a product available through a trendy, bougie website. Neither of these blogs are intended to endorse any products. With that said…

In early March, my youngest daughter showed me a blue spray bottle which is suppose to repel “psychic vampires.” What? Sounds crazy, doesn’t it? I didn’t want to but I agreed to get sprayed to receive this protection from vampires. Wow, it had a wonderful aroma and instantly made my tense shoulders relax. It was close to bed time and that night I slept well and did not wake up until morning. Hallelujah! It’s been about a week now, and as long as I spray the bedroom with this repellent, I get a good night’s sleep.

Stranger yet, my “better half” who recently had been sleep challenged also experienced the same thing. You don’t know how unusual it is for someone so “rational” to admit to the efficacy of a vampire repellent. The producer of this spray also sells a different blend specially made to promote deep sleep. This vampire repellent is mainly to promote positivity. The “psychic vampires” must be those people with bad karma (vibes) that tend to drag down others around them. A positive energy must keep them at bay. I probably will not be able to ward off the temptation to try out the deep sleep spray, but for now I am more than happy to hold onto my vampire repellent.

So who knew that I was surrounded by psychic vampires all these years that kept me from getting a good night’s sleep! Wait! Perhaps I am one of those psychic vampires….??????